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Zombieland: Rules to Live By in a Zombie Apocalypse

• November 29, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Abigail Breslin, apocalypse, Bill Murray, Bill Murray cameo, Emma Stone, funniest scene of 2009, Jesse Eisenberg, Mike White, Ruben Fleischer, Woody Harrelson, zombie films, zombie movies, Zombieland, zombies

New Moon: Who Needs Plot When You Have Abs?

• November 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart, Twilight, New Moon, Stephenie Meyer, Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Michael Welch, Alice Cullen, Ashley Greene, Carlisle Cullen, Peter Facinelli, Esme Cullen, Elizabeth Reaser, Rosalie Hale, Nikki Reed, Emmett Cullen, Kellan Lutz, Jasper Hale, Jackson Rathbone, Rachelle Lefevre, Edi Gathegi, Charlie Swan, Billy Burke, Graham Greene, Gil Birmingham, Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley, Angela Weber, Christian Serratos, Eric Yorkie, Justin Chon, Isabella Swan, Taylor Lautner shirtless, Taylor Lautner abs, Robert Pattinson shirtless, Robert Pattinson abs, Chaske Spencer, Sam Uley, Tyson Houseman, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon, Bronson Pelletier, Volturi, Jamie Campbell Bower, Aro, Caius, Jane, Marcus, Anna Kendrick, Team Mike, Chris Weitz

Twilight as Pro-Chastity Propaganda

• November 20, 2009 • 2 Comments

Posted in Film Reviews, The Thoughts of Russell Hainline
Tags: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Anna Kendricks, Ashley Greene, Bella Swan, Billy Black, Billy Burke, Blacks, Cam Gigandet, Carlisle Cullen, Catherine Hardwicke, Charlie Swan, Christian Serratos, Cullens, Edi Gathegi, Edward Cullen, Elizabeth Reaser, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Gil Birmingham, Graham Greene, Harry Clearwater, Jackson Rathbone, Jacob Black, James, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Justin Chon, Kellan Lutz, Laurent, Michael Welch, Mike Newton, New Moon, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Rachelle Lefevre, Renee Dwyer, Robert Pattinson, Rosalie Hale, Sarah Clarke, Stephenie Meyer, Taylor Lautner, Team Edward, Team Jacob, The Volturi, Twilight, vampires, Victoria, werewolves

2012: The Most Epic Disaster Movie of My Lifetime

• November 19, 2009 • 1 Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: 2012, Amanda Peet, armageddon, Charlie Frost, Chiwetel Ejiofor, crust displacement theory, Danny Glover, December 21, doomsday, Einstein, end of the world, Godzilla, Hapgood, Independence Day, Jackson Curtis, John Cusack, Liam James, Live Free or Die Hard, Mayan calendar, Mayans, Morgan Lily, Mount Everest, Oliver Platt, Roland Emmerich, Thandie Newton, The Day After Tomorrow, Tom McCarthy, Woody Harrelson

Law Abiding Citizen: Five Movie Laws This Film Fails to Abide By

• November 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Bruce McGill, Colm Meaney, F. Gary Gray, Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx, Jason Statham, Law Abiding Citizen, Leslie Bibb, Philadelphia, Revenge, serial killer, Viola Davis

Where The Wild Things Are: A Magical, 4-Star Wild Rumpus

• November 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Alexander, Carol, Catherine Keener, Catherine O'Hara, children's films, children's movies, Chris Cooper, Dave Eggers, Douglas, Forest Whitaker, Ira, James Gandolfini, K.W., Mark Ruffalo, Maurice Sendak, Max Records, Paul Dano, puppetry, Roger Ebert, Spike Jonze, Where the Wild Things Are

The Informant!: Corporate Crime Has Never Been So Funny

• November 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Archer Daniels Midland, Joel McHale, Mark Whitacre, Marvin Hamlisch, Matt Damon, Melanie Lynskey, Oscar buzz, Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, price-fixing, Richard Daley, Scott Bakula, Steven Soderbergh, The Informant, Thomas F. Wilson, Tom Papa, Tony Hale

The Password is Swordfish Will Resume In 5 Days

• November 2, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Announcements
Tags: A Serious Man, Michael Jackson, movie reviews, The Informant, This Is It, Where the Wild Things Are