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New Moon: Who Needs Plot When You Have Abs?

• November 23, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Tags: Michael Sheen, Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart, Twilight, New Moon, Stephenie Meyer, Robert Pattinson, Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Michael Welch, Alice Cullen, Ashley Greene, Carlisle Cullen, Peter Facinelli, Esme Cullen, Elizabeth Reaser, Rosalie Hale, Nikki Reed, Emmett Cullen, Kellan Lutz, Jasper Hale, Jackson Rathbone, Rachelle Lefevre, Edi Gathegi, Charlie Swan, Billy Burke, Graham Greene, Gil Birmingham, Mike Newton, Jessica Stanley, Angela Weber, Christian Serratos, Eric Yorkie, Justin Chon, Isabella Swan, Taylor Lautner shirtless, Taylor Lautner abs, Robert Pattinson shirtless, Robert Pattinson abs, Chaske Spencer, Sam Uley, Tyson Houseman, Alex Meraz, Kiowa Gordon, Bronson Pelletier, Volturi, Jamie Campbell Bower, Aro, Caius, Jane, Marcus, Anna Kendrick, Team Mike, Chris Weitz

Twilight as Pro-Chastity Propaganda

• November 20, 2009 • 2 Comments

Posted in Film Reviews, The Thoughts of Russell Hainline
Tags: Alice Cullen, Angela Weber, Anna Kendricks, Ashley Greene, Bella Swan, Billy Black, Billy Burke, Blacks, Cam Gigandet, Carlisle Cullen, Catherine Hardwicke, Charlie Swan, Christian Serratos, Cullens, Edi Gathegi, Edward Cullen, Elizabeth Reaser, Emmett Cullen, Eric Yorkie, Esme Cullen, Gil Birmingham, Graham Greene, Harry Clearwater, Jackson Rathbone, Jacob Black, James, Jasper Hale, Jessica Stanley, Justin Chon, Kellan Lutz, Laurent, Michael Welch, Mike Newton, New Moon, Nikki Reed, Peter Facinelli, Rachelle Lefevre, Renee Dwyer, Robert Pattinson, Rosalie Hale, Sarah Clarke, Stephenie Meyer, Taylor Lautner, Team Edward, Team Jacob, The Volturi, Twilight, vampires, Victoria, werewolves

2012: The Most Epic Disaster Movie of My Lifetime

• November 19, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Tags: 2012, Amanda Peet, armageddon, Charlie Frost, Chiwetel Ejiofor, crust displacement theory, Danny Glover, December 21, doomsday, Einstein, end of the world, Godzilla, Hapgood, Independence Day, Jackson Curtis, John Cusack, Liam James, Live Free or Die Hard, Mayan calendar, Mayans, Morgan Lily, Mount Everest, Oliver Platt, Roland Emmerich, Thandie Newton, The Day After Tomorrow, Tom McCarthy, Woody Harrelson

Law Abiding Citizen: Five Movie Laws This Film Fails to Abide By

• November 17, 2009 • Leave a Comment

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Tags: Bruce McGill, Colm Meaney, F. Gary Gray, Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx, Jason Statham, Law Abiding Citizen, Leslie Bibb, Philadelphia, Revenge, serial killer, Viola Davis

Where The Wild Things Are: A Magical, 4-Star Wild Rumpus

• November 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Alexander, Carol, Catherine Keener, Catherine O'Hara, children's films, children's movies, Chris Cooper, Dave Eggers, Douglas, Forest Whitaker, Ira, James Gandolfini, K.W., Mark Ruffalo, Maurice Sendak, Max Records, Paul Dano, puppetry, Roger Ebert, Spike Jonze, Where the Wild Things Are

The Informant!: Corporate Crime Has Never Been So Funny

• November 15, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Archer Daniels Midland, Joel McHale, Mark Whitacre, Marvin Hamlisch, Matt Damon, Melanie Lynskey, Oscar buzz, Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, price-fixing, Richard Daley, Scott Bakula, Steven Soderbergh, The Informant, Thomas F. Wilson, Tom Papa, Tony Hale

Toy Story/Toy Story 2 3D Double Feature: Pure Bliss

• October 21, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: The Brilliance of Pixar, Toy Story, Tom Hanks, 3D, Toy Story 2, Woody, Buzz Lightyear, Tim Allen, Wallace Shawn, Rex, John Ratzenberger, Hamm, Don Rickles, Mr. Potato Head, Joan Cusack, Kelsey Grammer, Wayne Knight, Randy Newman, You've Got a Friend In Me, 3D film, Toy Story 3D double feature, double feature, Annie Potts, Jim Varney, Slinky Dog, Emperor Zurg, Estelle Harris

Surrogates: Better than Bruce Willis’ Hairpiece

• October 17, 2009 • 1 Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: bad hair, bad wig, Boris Kodjoe, Bruce Willis, Jack Noseworthy, James Cromwell, John Brancato, Jonathan Mostow, Michael Ferris, Radha Mitchell, robots, Rosamund Pike, sci-fi, sci-fi films, science fiction, science fiction films, Surrogates, Ving Rhames

9: The Future of Humanity Rests With a Burlap Doll

• October 10, 2009 • 2 Comments

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: 9, CGI, Christopher Plummer, computer animated film, Crispin Glover, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Connelly, John C. Reilly, Martin Landau, Nine, Shane Acker, Somewhere Over the Rainbow, steampunk, stitchpunk, Tim Burton, Timur Bekmambetov

Adam: Sweeter Than Your Average “Disability Film”

• October 8, 2009 • Leave a Comment

Posted in Film Reviews
Tags: Adam, Amy Irving, Asperger syndrome, Asperger's, Asperger's syndrome, Frankie Faison, Hugh Dancy, Mark Linn-Baker, Max Mayer, Oscar buzz, Peter Gallagher, Rose Byrne

The Password is Swordfish

Archive for the 'Film Reviews' Category

New Moon: Who Needs Plot When You Have Abs?

Twilight as Pro-Chastity Propaganda

2012: The Most Epic Disaster Movie of My Lifetime

Law Abiding Citizen: Five Movie Laws This Film Fails to Abide By

Where The Wild Things Are: A Magical, 4-Star Wild Rumpus

The Informant!: Corporate Crime Has Never Been So Funny

Toy Story/Toy Story 2 3D Double Feature: Pure Bliss

Surrogates: Better than Bruce Willis’ Hairpiece

9: The Future of Humanity Rests With a Burlap Doll

Adam: Sweeter Than Your Average “Disability Film”

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